Harry Potter is tortured by the good folks at Anti Wizards Inc

This is rather unpleasant, so look on only if you want to see a Harry Potter Doll being mauled by a dog... Please note that I didn't conduct this test myself, and neither do I endorse harming dolls in any way other than those devised by imaginative children! Enjoy:

CANINE ASSISTED TORTURE

Date Completed: July 10th, 2003
Materials: 1 canine, butter PAM
Objective: To entice the local canine with the doll and persuade canine to destroy the doll.
Damage expected: Torn clothes and lacerations from the canine's teeth.




She went right for the clothes and extremities, she seemed as eager to torture Harry Potter as we are. Now I did not want my precious Harry Potter destroyed just two tests into the AWI torture chamber saga, and preceded to chase the dog around the yard with a tattered Harry Potter in her mouth. We eventually recovered Harry, and his various severed body parts in one place and began evaluating.



Damage Report:

Harry Potter was nothing short of mutliated. He expeirenced heavy trauma, more than what was expected, sustaining lacerations and puncture wounds all over his body. The most noteable was the dogs attention to the limbs, all of which had been gruesomely severed from their according areas. Re attachment may be possible. The most troubling part is that Harry's fashionable clothes have been ruined by butter PAM dog slobber and extensive ripping and pulling. This is surely a tragic day.