The Piano Tuner of Earthquakes (2005)

This has to have been the worst movie I have ever seen. As part of my packed Taipei Golden Horse schedule, I sat through 2 hours of a movie by the Shaw Brothers (noted animators) which had the tenacity to start at 1:50 am! I have never felt so lost, unsure of myself and genuinely freaked out in my life. Bizarre motifs of an animated doll hacking at a tree with an axe whilst laughing maniacally did not help to elevate my mood. I advise everyone of my readers to watch this movie, because only then will you appreciate how relatively good all the previous movies that you have crowned "king of bad movies" were! One to avoid. Or a must see, depending on your ability to stomach truly awful cinema.